’95 Theses’ – rap music video
5/6/2010: Good luck on the AP exam tomorrow! www.95thesesrap.com If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. VERSE 1 Listen up, all my people, its a story for the telling bout the sin and injustice and corruption I been smelling I met that homie Tetzel, then I started rebelling Once I seen the fat Indulgences that he been selling. Now the Cathlics of the world straight up disgracin me Just because I waved my finger at the papacy. My people got riled up over this Reformation Thats when Leo threatened me with Excommunication. I warned yall that Rome best agree to the terms. If not, then you can eat my Diet of Worms! You think you done something spectacular? I wrote the Bible in the vernacular! A heretic! [What?] Someone throw me a bone. You forgot salvation comes through faith alone. Im on a mission from God. You think I do this for fun? I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. Save me! CHORUS Ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. VERSE 2 One Five One Seventhats when it first went down. Then the real test was when it started spreading around. Sixty days to recant what I said? Father, please! Youve had, what? Goin on fifteen centuries? Oh snap, hes messin with the holy communion. But I aint never dissed your precious hypostatic union! One place at one time. Well, thank you Zwingli. Yeah, way to disregard …
Video Rating: 4 / 5
Song sung by Fred „August“ Campbell
Lol My historly teacher showed us this XD
why was there a black guy in the church this is 16th century europe and germany of all places :S
my teacher showed us this in world history class. it was HILARIOUS. that made him the best teacher ever in my book.
haha this makes me proud to be a lutheran
@RakiTsumaka Being Lutheran is pretty shweet bra
@sammarei We got shown it in my class
everyone laughed
RE teacher showed it to us
@MrGummiBearTV showed us to lol
my teacher brought me her..
I love it! Brilliant! I wish I could show it to my class … I’m worried someone might get offended though
ma tetcher showed mi this n the whole class wuz rollin
teacher showed me this and we were singin it for days!
I’ll watch this over studying for my World Cultures test that this will be on any day!
Oh snap! he’s messin with the holy communion! lmao
hoooooold daaaa kæææææææææææææææææææft xD
Soli Deo Gloria
Sola Scriptura
Sola Gracia
Sola Fide
Solo Christo
Happy Reformation Day
Happy Reformation Day !
A calvinist who loves luther I am!
Semper Reformanda!
Calvinist? yes. But Luther is still pretty cool. Happy Reformation Day!!
Happy Reformation day, Lutherans
Amazing, well done.
It’s awesome to be Lutheran. It’s being Catholic without the fear and the guilt.
Simply awesome
I swear to god I thought of this before I saw the video. I was just thinking of „99 Problems“ all day since I saw it in a Battlefield 3 trailer and I’m taking an AP Euro class.
Is this the new campaign song for Gov. Perry? Cain?
This song brings back memories, wasted many a night wasted to this song. Could sing right along no matter how drunk
@TheEhce And it’s weird also to me that there this no Wikipedia entry for AC
I could’ve swarn that John Valby wrote this
Love it !!!!!
I just met August tonight at a bar here in Florida – I swear he has the best blond jokes! XD
I herby dedicate this to my old dispacter charlie long. may you live in peace.
I knew this guy. He sang in local bars in Broward county. He was a nice guy that never got any profit from this song. Very sad as it is still on Jukes today. I have drunk beers with him and he is just a regular person with a three man band.
I wasn’t born an asshole; I was raised to be nice. I learned how to be an asshole when I was in my early 20s out of necessity.
Women like assholes, by the way. Sure worked for me.
he is right. interstate 95 is full of road rage
-3 it, it’s great!!!
i love this song!!
I have th e45 on my jukebox / August & The Spur Band
@OnlyTimeWillTell01
You sure? It sounds a hell of a lot like David Allen Coe. But then again it could just be because it’s his voice singing the song.
i dedicate this song to my ex friends may they rot in hell
this simple said, if you laugh at this song, you’re an ‘asshole’. if if your not stupid then you’ll know what I’m talking about.
i know fred i meet him in a bar in michigan 1984 he said he is not sure why pepole keep thinking he is jimmy buffett maybe it is because they are all assholes
Oh… And by the way..I’m not just the asshole…I’m the whole ass 8-p
I have my own concept for the „NO TRESPASSING“ sign…… I call it the “ Trespassers will be violated“ sign….It may prove to be a better deterrent 8-p
Me and my mom were driving to go see Glee Tour on June 11th in Toronto so I brought all of my glee CDs and I was going to take my dads CD out to put mine in and this song started playing… I almost died laughing
No! Ur an asshole!
@OnlyTimeWillTell01 that and david allan coe …i had a cd from d.a.c with that song number 6 to be exact not to fight nor anything but i have it on there along with move them niggers north dear penis …dont bite the dick and one of my favs….nigger haten me…and asshole song on number 6
this is one of my kareoke songs, the other being the rodeo song
20 people were born assholes, 3 worked at it their whole lives.
Good ole I-95…. craziest drivers in the country, on both ends…