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04
2011

The Guacamole Song (with Recipe)

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FREE mp3, LYRICS, Info Below—- Explore all things Guacamole: www.foodnetwork.com Song and video written and produced by Rhett&Link. FREE MP3: rhettandlink.com LYRICS: GUACAMOLE Guacamole! GUACAMOLE Guacamole! This is the story of guacamole! Over a thousand years ago, deep in the Aztec jungle, a small boy was searching for the elusive blue-footed booby bird. Suddenly, the boy stepped upon a ripe avocado, creating a mysterious green paste.? Without thinking, he reached down and tasted this paste, and thought to himself: ???Wow, that???s pretty good—-but it would be perfect with a little diced tomato, onion, some chiles, garlic, cilantro, salt, and pepper, and a little lime juice to retain color.??Ã??? The good people of the Americas are forever indebted to this boy! GUACAMOLE Guacamole! Tastes great even though it looks like mutant jelly. Guacamole! GUACAMOLE Guacamole! The green dip doubles as a facial cream. Guacamole! Grab yo??? Avocado Salt and Lime juice also Throw in some Tomato Onion, Garlic and Cilantro Some add in Serrano Some like Jalapeno Don’t make it too hot though when serving it to gringos! next time you stick your chip into that magical green dip be sure to raise it high for that little Aztec guy GUACAMOLE , GUACAMOLE GUACAMOLE , GUACA Mole!

25 Responses to “The Guacamole Song (with Recipe)”

  1. Lando852
    Prosinec 4th, 2011 at 21.42

    I hate guacamole.

  2. EllieonJohnsnhoj
    Prosinec 4th, 2011 at 21.53

    link, your binoculars were backwards…..

  3. toxicrok
    Prosinec 4th, 2011 at 22.38

    Han revelado la receta secreta gringos!!! …. jajajajajaja ( esta genial ) i like

  4. xH3rbivor3
    Prosinec 4th, 2011 at 22.51

    A little boy… with a full grown mustache!

  5. nintendoLove777
    Prosinec 4th, 2011 at 23.47

    *SUBSCRIBES*

  6. UndercoverCracker
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 0.13

    The taller one looks kind of like Eminem.

  7. surfandsun94
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 1.00

    This always makes me want some guacamole. xD

  8. princesscutiepie422
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 1.19

    lol the cute little baby was wearing a mustache!!! :D thumbs up for epicly cute baby with facial hair!!

  9. Qwonnyy
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 2.11

    I’m eating it right now… Hahah

  10. CBpurplefox
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 2.41

    Lol gringos

  11. Xlfry
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 3.27

    So u spell it „gwacamolie“

  12. acthaexilejuggalo
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 3.34

    lol the little kid w/ mustache

  13. luvfritz2009
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 4.08

    @69cef That’s me :) I’m as white as it gets. :/ haha

  14. 69cef
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 5.00

    @luvfritz2009 lol if you are a white american then yeah. :)

  15. luvfritz2009
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 5.20

    @69cef Ohhh ok, then I think I’m a Gringo lol????

  16. 69cef
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 6.12

    @luvfritz2009 Gringo is slang for white american people. Im hispanic and when i do make guacamole for my white american friends aka Gringos they cant handle how spicy it is. lol thx for asking.

  17. luvfritz2009
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 6.29

    @69cef What’s Gringo??? And why can’t they eat spicy guacamole?

  18. drowningjojo
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 6.40

    I’m Mexican and I think this is funny and educational.
    iGuacamole! iHey!

  19. EpicMastrubationTime
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 7.29

    i ate bad guacamole and i couldn’t stop shitting

  20. Carjaimez
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 7.53

    Thank you Aztec boy

  21. kevinanonymousftw
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 8.30

    this is a great guide for when i need to make guacamole =p

  22. Hanabi096
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 9.22

    thumbs up if your still watching this in 2011

  23. Kilerbabyz
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 9.34

    I like the part wen he says GUACAMOLE

  24. Kilerbabyz
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 10.13

    I like the part wen he says GUACAMOLE

  25. TheCerebralDude
    Prosinec 5th, 2011 at 10.43

    lol

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