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04
2011

EMINEM Not Afraid Parody: Key of Awesome #26

Eminem: Not Afraid to get really pissed! Watch the Comments Video HERE: www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com — Written and Performed by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small LYRICS I’m not afraid to piss and moan About my feelings and how I’ve grown I’ve got no sense of humor about myself But I take shots at everyone else I’m like a kid and god forbid People call be out on stupid things that I did Damn. It’s really bright up here. I guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses. If I knew we were shooting a video outside Now some of you might be on your roof talking to your self too. But your not famous rappers, so no one cares. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going downstairs. You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I can read em Ha! too bad I got em memorized I don’t even need em Yeah I still got homophobic rhymes but you can’t get upset Cus that fag Elton John and I once did a duet To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life I’ll get back to writing songs about murdering my wife He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsin’ Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the third person His rapping is hilarious or completely serious And if you make fun of him then he will get frikkin furious Cus he can dish it out but he just can’t take it Like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes it Who’s this dude looking at me? He looks just like me He’s clocking me mocking me, I think he wants to fight me Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my hand and then he ran

THE VIDEO IS BACWARDS FOR THE COPYRIGHT Music video by Bad Meets Evil performing Fast Lane. Lyrics: [Royce Da 5'9"] First verse, uh, I’m on ’til I’m on a island My life’s ridin’ on the autobahn on autopilot Before I touch dirt, I’ll kill y’all with kindness I kill ya, my natural persona’s much worse You’ve been warned if you’ve been born or if you conform Slap up a cop and then snatch ‘em outta his uniform Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Y’all niggas’s intellect mad slow, y’all fags know, claimin’ you bangin’ You flamin’, bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke Though I ain’t wrapped tight, my blood type’s the 80′s My 90′s was like the Navy, you was like the Brady’s, you still fly kites daily [Eminem] Catch me in my Mercedes, bumpin’ Ice Ice Baby Screamin’ Shady ’til I die, like a half a pair of dice, life’s crazy So I live it to the fullest ’til I’m Swayze And you only live it once, so I’m thinkin’ ’bout this nice, nice lady Wait, no, stop me now ‘fore I get on a roll (Danish) Let me tell you What this pretty little dame’s name is cause she’s kinda famous And I hope that I don’t sound too heinous when I say this Nicki Minaj But I wanna stick my penis in your anus! You morons think that I’m a genius Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin’ Try them

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