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04
2011

SWINE FLU!!!

Now with English subtitles! Seems like there were other things going on in the news a couple of weeks back. Bush-administration torture, the continuing economic meltdown, MPs expenses… Never mind, eh?

25 Responses to “SWINE FLU!!!”

  1. @n0s1r I think its just a scare tactic. I’m even having doubts to it’s existence. I mean, it was flu season, and people can die from the regular flu. more people are probably going to die from the flu in the next seasons. the only difference here is that someone actually reported on it in the news. on a related note, ADD also does not exist. it just fucking doesnt.

  2. @TheCaptainLulz you didn’t read, your point was already addressed before you even made it.

    What you are looking for is a soothsayer. Sorry kiddo, but those aren’t real.

  3. Swine Flu is cured, so its extinct! >:D

  4. @n0s1r great, so hes set up a system where he can make it look like hes never wrong. Laud the correct and bury the bad. Thats the thing with paranoia, It comes with built in defense mechanisms like that.

  5. @somegreybloke Some us get very active indeed, just with meaningless activities like ripping flu masks and gloves off the shelves as fast as possible and being ever vigilant for anybody with the slightest cough, which is frankly a lot more lively than the average self-murdered person.

    My take on all forms of disinformation such as „fear mongering“. I hope it never stops until the lie is recognized as the truth a liar can’t help but tell every time he speaks, which is simply „I am lying“.

  6. @somegreybloke I leave the whole question of „define positive“ for another time, right now I will just do my best to make you aware of the MASSIVE failure of communication between your eyes and brain that caused you to pretty much drive your point of a cliff into an abyss of group think and annihilation of the self.

    „Don’t all scare tactics just result in people huddling in fear, semi-paralysed?“ The answer is NO. Some of us aren’t afraid of information.

  7. @TheCaptainLulz since you can’t seem to piece it together I will just explain to you WHY Alex Jones (and others like him) generally dislike to address previous failed predictions…. HE NEVER EXPECTED TO GET THEM ALL CORRECT IN THE FIRST PLACE, but he ALSO understands his remedial allies and his cheating enemy BOTH DO.
    His allies as a means of validation, his enemy as a means to discredit. Two sides of the same coin.

  8. @TheCaptainLulz OF COURSE Alex Jones calls possible moves that never actually happen. The MAJORITY of the calls I have personally heard him make never happened, and no, I don’t buy that bullshit people spew about „well see, they were gonna.. But because Alex called it they held back“. That may be true in some cases but if you really think that is the real reason behind EVERY failed prediction you are a fucking idiot, end of story.

  9. @TheCaptainLulz your opponent has no qualms about about taking as many moves a turn as he can get away with, and not only by moving his pieces, he’ll move yours too. Hell, if possible he will take your pieces, sloppily paint them black, and claim they were his all along.

    Against an opponent like that it is essentially IMPOSSIBLE to predict what his next move(s) will be, so the only LOGICAL approach is to try to account for the most likely scenarios.

  10. @TheCaptainLulz you, SON, haven’t yet figured out that we are basically playing the longest game of chess ever, in which pieces are taken, removed, returned, sometimes available to be used, sometimes not, and neither side can ever be defeated because even when a checkmate is called it’s only a matter of time before the next set of pieces hit the board and every now and then, one of them is a King. The reason why you need to get your fucking head in the game RIGHT NOW is the opponent.. CHEATS.

  11. @TheCaptainLulz the problem with you JR. is you fail to grasp the complexity of the game you chose to start playing the moment you heard something that went against the consensus trance and chose to remain aware as opposed to letting your eyes glaze over as you divorced yourself from your ability to think critically. Regretfully that puts us on the same side, so the choice you have to make is between trying to keep the fuck up, and getting dragged by me while you throw a tantrum. Now pick.

  12. @TheCaptainLulz First I will address your pathetic „fellow paranoiac listeners“ statement.

    Why would you use your preplanned nonsensical fallback mantra before I have even forced you into a corner? You pretty much told me what escape route you intend to run toward the moment you start getting schooled AS IF you figured I wouldn’t notice it or slam that escape route shut before commencing to intellectually whipping your ass…

    Barely listened to Jones then. Don’t listen to him at all now.

  13. funny how a little bit of perspective can take all the wind out of a „news“ story

  14. lol, you called susan boyle an it

  15. lmfaooooo i laughed so hard when there was like in HUGE ’12!’

  16. @somegreybloke Alex Jones is an alien spreading the properganda of a Zionist agenda. When he’s not shouting at banks through a megaphone he uses his accumulated wealth to employ Goyims to etch out crop circles and carve dinosaur fossils from the bones of human sacrifices carried out by the illuminati. He uses stolen tesla technology to infuse the „remains“ with radioactive energy to confuse the results of fake carbon dating. Jesus will save you!! WAKE UP you devil worshiping Athiest!!

  17. @n0s1r I know the topic has gone away but I had to comment on the alex jones thing. Alex Jones is a paranoiac conspiracy theorist. Go back in his archives and have a look at the sheer weight of his predictive failures and you’ll realise why I personnaly dont trust a word out of his mouth. If only his fellow paranoiac listeners would go back and do the same perhaps they may be more critical…or they’ll just say the illuminati changed the webpages.

  18. Don’t have Alex dude! He’s a true freedom fighter!

  19. @MultiSheepsheep Go away you wussy. Jesus christ.

  20. the animation was definitely easier on this one

  21. PIGS RULE!! We will wipe you out, human vermin. One day!

  22. Piggy Pox :)

  23. JAJAJAJA I LOVE HOW HE ELARGES THE 12 ….LIKE S HIT LOAD jajajja

  24. @jackvincent90 Does Alex Jones ever give any advice on what exactly we should do about it?

  25. @somegreybloke i think Alex Jones’ tactic is to tell you the scary truth and hopefully you will get angry enough to do something about it

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