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2011

Can You Crack It – Sex 4 Computer G33KS

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Can You Crack It – Sex 4 Computer G33KS
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Image by Andy Beez
So desperate is the UK government to find the next generation of computer whizzkids to fight the global war-of-worldcraft on cyber terrorists, that they have launched the "Can You Crack It Challenge". The challenge is to break the hexidecimal cypher displayed on a web page. Then you enter the secret decyphered password and, win a prize… The prize being a once-in-a-lifetime chance to work for public sector wages at the Governement’s top secret spy headquarters in Cheltenham [ So secret is 'GCHQ' that Google maps lets you zoom right into the smoking area inside the giant doughnut shaped building ] To win you must be a UK citizen, so those teams of Russian, Ukranian, Iranian, Syrian, Brazilian, Korean and Chinese hackers can only bust the cypher for fun. Or for geek sex.

Have a go. Type in a random crap word. You might just get a knock on the door… www.canyoucrackit.co.uk

BTW by clicking around you can actually find the solution and even, a link to the winners’ page. Although this page is just a link to visit the GCHQ jobs page. Yep, it’s an *Austerity Prize* — you simply win the chance of sending them your CV. So unless you’re a broke post-grad, may I suggest you get a job in banking security at UBS, which pays ten-thousand times as much. On a technical note, I see the winning page is an ASP page. Guys, that’s like old school Windows Active Server Pages, from 1997? Must be using bleeding edge austerity technology ;-)

I will be launching my very own crack-it code in 2012… the prize… a voucher for 10% off at PoundLand

What’s in my bag?
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Image by legalnonresident
September 2008- Current bag- custom Timbuk2 laptop messenger
(large, charcoal and black with a black Xpac center stripe)

This is my "worst case scenario" day pack for a long day at school. The bag can handle it, but my back usually can’t. I have been know to carry all of this from time to time, but I normally leave the f4 or the computer at home.

See an aerial view here.

Blogged at www.laptopbazaar.net/whats-in-my-bag-11.

Ogni tanto fa bene passeggiare fuori casa [Regent Street]
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Image by matteo77
A Regent Street c’è un Apple Store.
il negozio sembra sia in grado di generare ricavi per più di 3000$ ogni 10 metri quadrati secondo un rapporto dell’Evening Standard; se si considera che la superficie dello store supera i 2500 metri quadrati, si ha un’idea approssimativa dei profitti ne possono ricavare (60 milioni di £ all’anno)

Per avere un’idea ancora più precisa, basti pensare che i ricavi generati dallo store di Regent Street sono circa il triplo di quelli dei magazzini Harrods; si tratta di risultati che fanno piazzare l’Apple Store londinese in cima alla classifica dei più redditizi punti di vendita al dettaglio nella capitale inglese

Tutto questo mentre Nokia ha appena chiuso il proprio store nella medesima via.

E sti cazzi tuttosommato.

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