New Moon in a Minute (Parody)
TWITTER: www.twitter.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com SUBSCRIBE: www.youtube.com Parody of the travesty that is „New Moon.“ Literally nothing happens in the entire movie. No, that’s not an exaggeration. Here’s a complete synopsis below of the actual film: Edward leaves Bella after NOTHING HAPPENS at a party. Bella spends a good third of the film wallowing in her misery instead of getting the hell over it. Bella helps Jacob rebuild old motorcycles while NOTHING HAPPENS. Bella leads Jacob on but NOTHING HAPPENS. Edward almost kills himself BUT THEN DOESN’T. Edward gets in a fight with the Volturi but IS THEN FORGIVEN. Edward and Jacob make some kind of pact, THEN JACOB LEAVES. Edward asks for Bella’s hand in marriage, THEN THE CREDITS ROLL. Now the movie itself is very pretty, the acting’s fine, the soundtrack didn’t piss me off, and the special effects are convincing. However, they don’t distract me from the fact that the plot doesn’t exist.
Video Rating: 4 / 5
Please check out my other online sites and share…Thanks! Availible on: itunes.apple.com itunes.apple.com open.spotify.com open.spotify.com FACEBOOK www.facebook.com TWITTER twitter.com MYSPACE www.myspace.com „New Moon“ by Celica Westbrook Where are you its twilight, where are you tonight? Somethin deep inside me, follows you in the night. I cannot explain it, there is no fear in me. For I would rather perish than live apart from thee. Channel: We know hate is strong, and the world is wrong, and the moon and the sun can’t relate; But we carry on, this forbidden song, because love is much stronger than hate. New Moon, new life with you. (Tell me) What’s wrong, whats right, whats true? The further you try to run away, the closer I’m drawn to you New day, new me~ New Moon. V2. Come with me its twilight, run away with me. Dance me into midnight, shine your love on me. Fatal and immortal, fascinating, free. Take me on a Forks flight, high above the trees. Channel: We know hate is strong, and the world is wrong, and the moon and the sun can’t relate; But we carry on, this forbidden song, because love is much stronger than hate. New Moon, new destiny. (Tell me) Is this—my tragedy? Eclipsed by your love, blinded, confused, but closer I’m drawn to you New day, new birth~ New Moon. Bridge: It’s my tragic flaw, to be in your arms, where the force is so strong I can’t breath; I am Artemis, you’re my nemesis, You’re the one thing my heart can’t release. New breath, new birth, New …
Video Rating: 4 / 5
lol the dog made me laugh xD
Love this vid!
this pre much sums up twilight
@crimemobile ok chillllllll , it was a joke
@alibabagal47 i no hey
I like twilight . but hey , they gotit spot on
potatoe salad.
@maliboothxox dislike ftw??
0:57
1 minute of my life that i wished id spent better.
„Anyone wanna watch twilight? NO HOMO?“
„Dude, Get out of here! I wouldnt watch that if I was homo!“
@givenupsasuke no, thats jacks sister. shes in some of his older videos.
0:51 lol
i luv this face 
Ho plaid Bella? Wus it ur mom!? She luuks hat old
so funny!
ha…. also classic
funnystuffz
Ha! You Make Me Lauf!
@BobanInf damprumpan, why the said face?
damprumpan, why the said face? O.o and you other can go to hell..twilight is one the greater movies..and you just make a joke of it..you are fucking idiots !!
@mellongiraff
I wish the chick in the parody was hot
Way better that twilight!! Hands down.
@BobanInf
This parody is too interesting to be Twilight.
wtf is wrong with?? why are you doing this kind of shit, when the movie is great???
WOW°!!! SONY CDG 800!!!!!!!!!! :O
This is so wonderfull!
@Jaakomika that’s because the song is inspired on the book.. ((:
Amazing job! really beautiful voice, lyrics, piano score, and background
Keep singing, you’re on your way to fame.
wow! it’s beautiful song
even through the title reminds me of Twilight’s new moon lol
Great Job!
Celi! your voice is magical! and this song is really great!!
xo
@FantageManiac101 New Moon Karoake is now available on iTunes!!
xoxo
Celica
@FrickerHenry Just turned 16!
@albucrazy1994 New Moon Karaoke is now available on iTunes!!
xoxo
Celica
And what a strong voice , why do people listen to rihana , lady gaga when there is a strong and amazing voice ,, keep the good work
beautiful
Omg this song is amazing I live it!!!!!!!!
lovely!
Love this song! And you have a great voice, even live!
Can you do a piano/keyboard tutorial for this!?!?! i NEED to learn this amazing song!!!
awesome!
your voice is fantastic i loveeeeeeeeeeeeee it
how old are you ???
i keep listening to this song,cant get it out of my head.i think your good enough to be on american idol,keep it up!!!:)i think the best part is 3:35 and forward.
i keep listening to this song,cant get it out of my head.i think your good enough to be on american idol,keep it up!!!:)
You have a beautiful voice
ive heard of you before, but this is the first time ive heard u sing.and its an original song.and all i can say is YOURE AMAZING(: (and i love twilight so thats a plus too) xD
I love this songgggggggggg so much I want to learn on piano but can’t it anyway
do u have sheet music
@aleksandralovesmusic same as yours nearly $4000
@lorenzo6320 nice! How much does a camera cost? Im just curious