New Moon Abridged (Part 1 of 3) – Twilight the Abridged Saga -
Part One of Three The long-awaited sequel to Twilight Abridged! Bella has it all: a smokin’ hot, cool to the touch boyfriend who stays up all night watching her sleep, a creepy friend, an immense sense of self-hatred and a mind that vocally refuses to work with her. However, when a papercut threatens to tear her world apart…it does. But she just makes it worse. Also, there are vampires. Part 1 YOU ARE HERE Part 2 www.youtube.com Part 3 www.youtube.com The New Moon Abridged Playlist: www.youtube.com Romeo & Juliet Abridged Abridged: www.youtube.com The Little Retard and his Red Wagon: www.youtube.com Zombies! www.youtube.com Twilight Abridged: www.youtube.com Project Carroll Chapter IV: www.youtube.com Twilight the Abridged Saga is a carefully crafted, deliberately amateur parody of the Twilight pheneomenon via reductio ad absurdum and enormous hilarity! randomnesspro.wordpress.com http www.facebook.com Horace Horstick on Twitter: twitter.com Zero Project’s music: www.zero-project.gr
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Spoof of the movie trailer for New Moon from the Twilight saga. Cast: Edward – Ryan Higa Bella – Tarynn Nago Alice – Tim Enos Jasper – Sean Fujiyoshi Emmett – Kyle Chun Laurent – Sean Fujiyoshi Jacob – Tim Enos Twitter: www.twitter.com Myspace: www.myspace.com Facebook www.facebook.com
LOL AT 0:44 i remember that from New Moon (expect it wasn’t not spoofed)
i laughed so much at the bloopers
LOL at the end,i luv the bloopers!;-)
you’re a…penguin?
Make eclipse and breaking dawn
laughed so hard when he was dancing
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make eclipse!!!!!! =D
ur a penguion o dogs showing lol
What is the backround music at the end ?!?!?!?! It sounds soooo awesome
nah your still to fat….. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Dear ryan make a breaking dawn movie in mins
2:51
Pause 1:22-1:23. Bobby pins every1 wer round his head.!! hahahaha
they should do eclipse, nd breaking dawn.! >.<
nahhh still to fat
i’ve always been on team edward. and now ryan’s edward less than 3
@wildfire1505 lol me too XD
Bella:Now will u kiss me?
Edward:……No.Ur still too fat.
3:03-3:06, ryan caressing her… back
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH i can’t breath AHAHAHHAHAAH
in the real twilight , i’m on team jacob. but in this version, I’M TOTALLY FOR EDWARD!!!!!!! (RYAN)
I’m a twilightaholic but I don’t care this is awesome!!!
Sean!!,!,,
@tdalehite i know right they need to make thoes 2 movies